Assquatch
| Name | Assquatch |
|---|---|
| Type | Creature — donkey |
| Description | Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. |
| Flavor | Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass? |
| Artist | Jeremy Jarvis |
| Set | Unhinged #71 |
| Wallpaper |  download |
| Image |  download |
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About Assquatch
Assquatch, Creature — donkey, designed by Jeremy Jarvis first released in Nov, 2004 in the set Unhinged. It's currently being selled by the minimum price of 281.75.
A deck focused on tribal synergy with Donkeys would benefit from using Assquatch as it provides a significant boost to other Donkey creatures and allows for temporary control and haste of opponent's creatures upon their entry. However, in a competitive Magic: the Gathering environment, there are likely better cards available for similar effects, such as Zealous Conscripts or Zealot of the God-Pharaoh, which offer more immediate impact and versatility. While Assquatch may be fun in a casual Donkey-themed deck, it may not see play in more optimized or competitive decks.
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| 2024-08-02 | 324.66 JMD | 355.76 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-08-05 | 324.66 JMD | 364.73 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-08-12 | 324.66 JMD | 336.74 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-08-19 | 324.66 JMD | 332.13 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-08-26 | 324.66 JMD | 333.28 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-09-02 | 324.66 JMD | 339.95 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-09-09 | 324.66 JMD | 362.51 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-09-16 | 324.66 JMD | 346.82 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-09-23 | 324.66 JMD | 332.36 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-09-30 | 324.66 JMD | 330.95 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-10-07 | 324.66 JMD | 337.57 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-10-14 | 324.66 JMD | 363.02 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-10-21 | 324.66 JMD | 374.95 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-10-28 | 324.66 JMD | 384.16 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-11-06 | 324.66 JMD | 385.07 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-11-11 | 324.66 JMD | 371.75 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-11-18 | 324.66 JMD | 386.42 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-11-25 | 324.66 JMD | 392.71 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-12-02 | 324.66 JMD | 423.82 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-12-09 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-12-19 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-12-23 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2024-12-30 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-01-01 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-01-06 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-01-13 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-01-20 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-01-27 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-02-03 | 324.66 JMD | 424.49 JMD | 0 |
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| 2025-04-27 | 530.84 JMD | 530.84 JMD | 0 |
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| 2025-05-06 | 527.11 JMD | 527.11 JMD | 0 |
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| 2025-07-01 | 6480.83 JMD | 482.33 JMD | 0 |
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| 2025-07-22 | 6592.78 JMD | 483.26 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-07-29 | 1691.79 JMD | 482.77 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-08-05 | 480.78 JMD | 480.78 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-08-12 | 470.31 JMD | 470.31 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-08-18 | 2474.21 JMD | 470.20 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-08-25 | 4044.30 JMD | 471.14 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-09-02 | 421.25 JMD | 421.25 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-09-09 | 402.49 JMD | 402.49 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-09-15 | 379.64 JMD | 379.64 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-09-23 | 413.29 JMD | 413.29 JMD | 0 |
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| 2025-10-06 | 414.35 JMD | 414.35 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-10-13 | 458.28 JMD | 458.28 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-10-20 | 468.03 JMD | 468.03 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-10-27 | 482.95 JMD | 482.95 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-11-03 | 516.91 JMD | 516.91 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-11-10 | 576.51 JMD | 576.51 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-11-18 | 576.76 JMD | 576.76 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-11-24 | 560.12 JMD | 560.12 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-12-03 | 495.39 JMD | 495.39 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-12-08 | 471.76 JMD | 471.76 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-12-15 | 451.72 JMD | 451.72 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-12-22 | 428.38 JMD | 428.38 JMD | 0 |
| 2025-12-29 | 454.34 JMD | 454.34 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-01-01 | 477.20 JMD | 477.20 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-01-05 | 468.60 JMD | 468.60 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-01-13 | 467.15 JMD | 467.15 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-01-20 | 462.27 JMD | 462.27 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-01-26 | 455.36 JMD | 455.36 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-02-02 | 460.21 JMD | 460.21 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-02-09 | 485.13 JMD | 485.13 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-02-16 | 485.13 JMD | 485.13 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-02-23 | 459.84 JMD | 459.84 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-03-02 | 451.23 JMD | 451.23 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-03-10 | 451.39 JMD | 451.39 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-03-16 | 458.32 JMD | 458.32 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-04-02 | 481.40 JMD | 481.40 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-04-07 | 456.33 JMD | 456.33 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-04-14 | 433.43 JMD | 433.43 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-04-23 | 461.81 JMD | 461.81 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-04-30 | 463.78 JMD | 463.78 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-05-05 | 535.35 JMD | 535.35 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-05-14 | 537.37 JMD | 537.37 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-05-20 | 465.77 JMD | 465.77 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-05-25 | 453.33 JMD | 453.33 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-06-01 | 437.92 JMD | 437.92 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-06-08 | 399.74 JMD | 399.74 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-06-15 | 384.11 JMD | 384.11 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-06-23 | 367.77 JMD | 367.77 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-06-29 | 390.28 JMD | 390.28 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-07-06 | 394.19 JMD | 394.19 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-07-13 | 363.09 JMD | 363.09 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-07-20 | 322.00 JMD | 322.00 JMD | 0 |
| 2026-07-27 | 316.20 JMD | 316.20 JMD | 0 |
Sign in and join the conversationFrequently asked questions about Assquatch
What type of card is Assquatch?
Assquatch is a Creature — donkey card in Flesh and Blood FAB.
What does Assquatch do?
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
How much does Assquatch cost?
Assquatch currently starts at 281.75. See live prices from multiple sellers in the Where to buy section above.
What set is Assquatch from?
Assquatch was first released in the set Unhinged, illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis.
Is Assquatch legal to play?
Legality depends on the tournament format -- Assquatch can be legal in some formats and banned or restricted in others. See the full breakdown per format in the Legality section above.
What cards are similar to Assquatch?
Cards similar to Assquatch include Goatnapper. See the full list in the Similar cards section above.
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